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This morning while I was at the gym, DMX’s “What These B*tches Want” came on. I’ve heard this song countless times over the years but today was the 1st time that I actually realized that the answer to Earl’s question is right there in the song itself.
What These Bitches Want:
1.) To not be called bitches
2.) For you to eat off the plate like them other niggas do
3.) To not be fucked with from a distance
4.) To not be called hoes
5.) To not have our shit stolen by you the instant we start catching feelings
6.) For you to not then disappear on us like a thief in the night
7.) For you to stop sinking your teeth into/biting us
8.) For you to stop listing all the shit that you’ve done for/given us
9.) For you to not recite the laundry list of all the other women that you’ve been with…it’s really gross. You’re keeping it TOO real.
10.) For you to continue treating us fairly
11.) For you to stop name dropping…nobody’s really checkin for Dru Hill like that
12.) For you to stop telling your corny jokes & getting mad when we don’t laugh at them
13.) For you to stop trying to creep with our best friend so that you can put it in & dig deep
14.) For you to keep buying us jewelry :)
You do realize that you named off 46 women (including the 3 Kim’s), right? But suddenly you’re concerned about your wife & your life being jeopardized when one of them wants more than a 1 night thing? Your priorities are soooo backwards. You better hope Sisqo has an extra air mattress that you can lay on cuz you’re gonna need it after your wife hears this shit.
Last night I, like many of you watched in both horror & delight as R&B singer Miguel attempted & failed to complete a long jump over a packed mosh pit during the Billboard Music Awards. In case you missed it, watch this clip:
Notice as the girl on the right with the brown hair disappears into nothingness after her glasses are kicked clean off her face.
Within minutes, memes were created:
Then late last night Miguel tweeted:
The problem I have with Miguel blaming rock & roll for this failed summer Olympic track & field event is that Miguel is NOT a rocker. He’s an R&B singer. Rock & roll isn’t something that you can put on & take off like a costume whenever it’s convenient for you. You can’t be an R&B singer today and a rocker tomorrow and an astronaut on Thursday and a dentist on Saturday and a pediatrician next Tuesday. I feel like he took Barbie literally when she said “We girls can do anything.” You don’t see Keith Richards wearing a cowboy hat. You won’t see Steven Tyler hitting his Dougie. Dave Navarro isn’t walking around dressed like a mariachi. You know why? Cuz they’re rockers from the moment they wake up in the morning until they go to sleep at night. They don’t just decide one morning to be a country singer or a rapper. Navarro doesn’t grito on stage. Come on! Maybe Miguel saw some old footage of some rocker jumping over a crowd & that plus the fact that he was in Vegas inspired him to pay homage to Evel Knievel. I’m also pretty sure that whoever he saw doing this was on A LOT of drugs. At any rate, Miguel…hun. Your “Rock & Roll Stunt Queen Barbie” days are over. Please stick to keeping your feet on the ground. Have a seat & sing us a tune. I hear Boyz II Men has an extra stool that’s not being used.
When I’m at a restaurant & I see my food coming…
Rocket Dog going crazy as usual and clappin’ his hands
Rocket Dog premieres May 2nd on Cartoon Hangover
Black privilege is not having non-black people know what you’re thinking.
People of color (especially ones who have found success and reached higher levels of socio-economic status) have evolved into social chameleons. They play “the role” better than any other minority group. People at the office have no idea that you spend your weekends cursing like a sailor, etc.