Twitter is quite an interesting place. You can learn from it, gain a support system from it, and, equally important, be entertained 24/7. From side-splitting cultural satire to witty insults to simply clever arrangements of everyday ideas, here is a list of tweets from 25 people that will have…
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This morning while I was at the gym, DMX’s “What These B*tches Want” came on. I’ve heard this song countless times over the years but today was the 1st time that I actually realized that the answer to Earl’s question is right there in the song itself.
What These Bitches Want:
1.) To not be called bitches
2.) For you to eat off the plate like them other niggas do
3.) To not be fucked with from a distance
4.) To not be called hoes
5.) To not have our shit stolen by you the instant we start catching feelings
6.) For you to not then disappear on us like a thief in the night
7.) For you to stop sinking your teeth into/biting us
8.) For you to stop listing all the shit that you’ve done for/given us
9.) For you to not recite the laundry list of all the other women that you’ve been with…it’s really gross. You’re keeping it TOO real.
10.) For you to continue treating us fairly
11.) For you to stop name dropping…nobody’s really checkin for Dru Hill like that
12.) For you to stop telling your corny jokes & getting mad when we don’t laugh at them
13.) For you to stop trying to creep with our best friend so that you can put it in & dig deep
14.) For you to keep buying us jewelry :)
You do realize that you named off 46 women (including the 3 Kim’s), right? But suddenly you’re concerned about your wife & your life being jeopardized when one of them wants more than a 1 night thing? Your priorities are soooo backwards. You better hope Sisqo has an extra air mattress that you can lay on cuz you’re gonna need it after your wife hears this shit.