February 2011
229 posts
kenjijasper-deactivated20111123 asked: Alright I know there are rules and all but I'm going to make a personal appeal for that Macbook. My name is Kenji Jasper (Feel free to Google me) and I'm an author and screenwriter currently doing time in Los Angels. My current Macbook has a broken CD drive, an iffy fan and a serious memory leakage problem. I also need more memory to begin the long process of editing a short film and...
January 2011
218 posts
abstractorigami asked: i really love your twitter and tumblr. you have the beauty and brains gig locked down.
UCI Apologizes For Serving Chicken & Waffles @ MLK...
AND they tried to kill off Dick Gregory?!?!? Bruh…
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-0127-uci-mlk-20110127,0,2259024.story
A last-minute decision to serve fried chicken and waffles at a campus dining hall in honor of Martin Luther King Jr. was a regrettable choice and lacked sensitivity, UC Irvine officials acknowledged Wednesday.
FOR THE RECORD:
MLK Day menu: In the Jan. 27...
baconsexsleep asked: I just raided your Tumblr. If you receive an email for every single thing I rebloged, sorry about that :)
Morning Prayer 01/28/11
Dear Based God:
Please give me the strenff to remain respectful & professional today while speaking to Cunt Face. Please help me mask the fact that I’m sans fucks to give & that I wouldn’t even pee on her if I had a full bladder & she were smoldering 12 inches away from me.
Amen *crosses self*
graham-bailey asked: Where have you been? *calls off search party*
Poem
zombieslutfromhell:
here is a poem:
Roses aren’t blue
Violets aren’t red
I am going to masturbate
and then go to bed.
felineofaveb asked: Thanks for following meeeee! :)
Devachan Salon for Curly Hair
Ok…I love her & I love her hair both before & after! Gorgeous!!!
heyfranhey:
Remember I told you guys about the Devachan Salon for curly/natural cuts? Here’s a video of Taren916 getting her cut at the same salon. Now you can see for yourselves how awesome that spot is!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT9A75h2KFw
Random Thoughts By Bassey...: The truth is →
*flushes cookies down the toilet*
basseyworld:
I know I have to ease back on Twitter and Tumblr. Twitter more so than Tumblr. Some of the people on Twitter, I count on a daily basis. I tease Eggs and Steen but I really do like them. I don’t know a thing about them. Eggs could be a serial killer and Steen could be Whitney Houston’s drug dealer…
1/23/11
escapedgoat:
According to Twitter, women MUST:
-Be willing to engage in ANY sexual activity at any time (after all, “What you won’t do, another woman will!”~Hoodrat proverb)
-Be smart, but not too smart
-Be ambitious, but keep them ambitions to yourself, dammit
-Be funny, but not too funny
-Be good in bed, but not too good or else he’ll think you’re a ho
-Know how to be a gourmet chef
-Be...
Anonymous asked: can I have yo numbah guh?